You know it’s going to be a bad day when you wake up on Prime Day… and you’re Amazon.
Okay, maybe that’s not a funny one-liner. But a lot of angry Amazon customers have taken to Twitter and voiced their Prime Day frustration.
But at least the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer is Prime-eligible…
Let the hilarity ensue…
What did you get for #primeday? I got my hopes up…
— Angel Taylor (@MakinBabyTaylor) July 15, 2015
The #PrimeDay haters don’t realize I’m about to save BIG on a 5 lb bag of 100% non-irradiated USA grown garbanzo beans in 52 minutes.
— chil myers-15 day DL (@rich_roberts) July 15, 2015
I’m still not convinced that @Amazon #PrimeDay isn’t just going to end with an elaborate rickroll. pic.twitter.com/6YQnnjR1W3
— not Jony Ive (@JonyIveParody) July 15, 2015
If we’re supposed to be excited about #PrimeDay, then the dumpster behind my house is packed with amazing deals.
— Mike Morrison (@mikesbloggity) July 15, 2015
#PrimeDay has been a bigger letdown than Tony Romo in the playoffs
— Eric Rosenthal (@ericsports) July 15, 2015
Trying to find deals on #PrimeDay pic.twitter.com/5k2JGXxrm5
— Tim Cielinski (@TimCielinski) July 15, 2015
#PrimeDay : like walking into the dollar store & finding scented candles & tube sox you never wanted for 30% off. Woohoo @amazon #amazonfail
— Michelle Richmond (@michellerichmon) July 15, 2015
Love it when a company trash talks and gets screwed #bringitdontsingit #amazonfail
— Rhonda Avlonitis (@RAvlonitis) July 15, 2015
The best deal I’ve seen so far is 15% off a box of pop tarts. #AmazonPrimeDay
— Sakeef Salman (@ChiefSakeef) July 15, 2015
#PrimeDay is like when grandma says “help yourself to the candy jar!” but it has nothing but raisins and sugar-free salt water taffy
— Dera Luce (@DeraLuce) July 15, 2015
#Primeday is the time your parents say you are going to Disneyland and they take you to the dentist instead.
— Joe Martin (@joeDmarti) July 15, 2015
Ah yes, my favorite electronic: Flintstones vitamins #PrimeDay pic.twitter.com/zElkUXy167
— Evan Thomas (@EvanDerekThomas) July 15, 2015
#PrimeDay is so bad that people are actually saying “maybe @BestBuy has better deals” without sarcasm.
— Brad Williams (@FuriousBrad) July 15, 2015
#PrimeDay is a bigger disappointment then I am to my parents
— Alex Wakehouse (@AlexWakehouse) July 15, 2015
My favorite thing about #PrimeDay is looking at what people are buying. There’s a wait list for an electronic pencil sharpener. In 2015.
— Kelli (@ksnedegar) July 15, 2015
At $1K, 55-Gallon Bottle of Lube is Amazon Prime Day’s Best Deal #unhappyPrimeDay, #AmazonFail, #PrimeDayFail http://t.co/VD3EPjdZ26
— Terraformer (@terraformer) July 15, 2015
looking at these #primeday sales like pic.twitter.com/hf4b1Vi4rO
— DW (@chendw) July 15, 2015
Have to say #PrimeDay has been a big disappointment. $AMZN hawking tons of junk via bogus “flash” sales. Hype over substance. Yippee!
— Jeff A. Taylor (@TheFree_Lance) July 15, 2015
Why aren’t there more articles about how bad #AmazonPrimeDay is? I feel like there should be more articles. #amazonfail
— Meg Hurtado Bloom (@MegHurtado) July 15, 2015
Oh #PrimeDay I had plans to max out my credit cards today! It’s noon and I’m still debt free. Please redeem yourselves! #amazonfail #amazon
— Scyther Master (@ScytherMaster) July 15, 2015
This “prime” sale sucks. Very poorly executed #Amazon #AmazonPrimeDay #amazonfail #iwokeupearlyforthis ???
— drunken elk (@TheDrunkenElk) July 15, 2015
anyone else dispointed by @amazon ‘s prime day sale? and this coming from a devoted #Amazon shopper. Feeling let down, #tease #amazonfail
— Alexandra Silver (@AlexSilverLV) July 15, 2015
Amazon just gave business lessons for people who do not have an MBA. Control the hype or live up to the expectation ! #PrimeDay #AmazonFail
— Charunethran (@charupg) July 15, 2015
#PrimeDay @Amazon – really Black Friday in July? I woke up at 2am to be offered bulk granny panties and E-Lax #unhappyPrimeDay #AmazonFail
— Alex Zankich (@azankich) July 15, 2015
@amazon quite possibly the biggest #PRfail . ever. #primeday #amazonfail #primedayfail #unhappyprimeday
— Jon Wang (@adventuresofjon) July 15, 2015
#unhappyprimeday #amazonfail #primedayfail I just picked up a brand new VCR for $5.99 Thanks Amazon for such great deals!
— Gerry (@Gerryfan) July 15, 2015
How do you not have unlimited number of Fire TV Sticks available on #PrimeDay?! #PrimeDayFail #AmazonPrimeDay #Amazon #AmazonFail @amazon
— Dhaval K. Shah (@dkshahx) July 15, 2015
#PrimeDay It’s all that crap you get for Xmas and never use. Giant garage sale. Boo. #AmazonFail
— Monica Lowe (@craftwich) July 15, 2015
Just looking through some electronics deals. Good ole Flintstones vitamins. #AmazonFail #PrimeDayFail pic.twitter.com/pKe4ZNWCsN
— Matthew Williams (@MLG_DarkFenix) July 15, 2015
@amazon Told my boss that #primeday was going to be like black Friday. I might be fired today for lying. #amazonfail
— Alex Ramirez (@slimjimer) July 15, 2015
#PrimeDay is biggest letdown since Geraldo opened Capone’s vault. #AmazonFail
— AJ (@G8RLawson) July 15, 2015
Amazon’s “crap gathering dust in the warehouse” sale won’t make anyone wish they had prime. #AmazonFail
— Bianca Lee (@nysidra) July 15, 2015
Amazon Prime Day – the first ever “Internet garage sale”. Get psyched to load up your trailer!!! #primeday #amazonfail #amazonprimejunkyard
— Kimchi R (@FireHydrantChat) July 15, 2015
If your looking for a cell phone case, watch, or shoehorn, you’re probably really happy about @AmazonPrimeDay. #Amazonfail
— Ryan D. Caldwell (@ryandcaldwell) July 15, 2015
Dont waste your time on #primeday Any deal remotely interesting is quickly marked “sold out” #amazonfail
— Jennie Hafele (@907jen) July 15, 2015
So #Amazonfail when the only thing remotely interesting to me is a math mug and a cat bed. #unhappyprimeday @amazon #primeday #primedayfail
— Karissa Leanne (@karissadiaries) July 15, 2015
And what the heck, let’s throw in a Facebook post from Amazon… Complete with customer feedback
Prime Day is here! Shop more deals than Black Friday. Today only.
Posted by Amazon.com on Wednesday, July 15, 2015