CafePress Launches CafePredict
CafePress Partners With NSA To Deliver Packages Before You Order
Who needs drones? CafePress and the National Security Agency (NSA) announced today a clandestine partnership between the world’s largest customizable retailer and the Federal government that will revolutionize online retail.
The NSA and CafePress unveiled the partnership at a ceremony today in and undisclosed location in New Mexico* that provides customized shirts, mugs, tanks, infant apparel, and other products to customers prior to orders being placed using the NSA’s PRISM clandestine mass electronic surveillance data mining program known officially as SIGAD US-984XN.
*OK, the undisclosed location was Area 51
You can read more of CafePress’s funny April Fool’s press release – including quotes from Knotareel Purson and former vice president Dick Cheney – here.