Prank You Very Much: How Retailers Celebrated April Fool’s Day

Apr 01, 2014 7:11 AM  By

CafePress Launches CafePredict

CafePress Partners With NSA To Deliver Packages Before You Order

Who needs drones? CafePress and the National Security Agency (NSA) announced today a clandestine partnership between the world’s largest customizable retailer and the Federal government that will revolutionize online retail.

cafepredict-logoThe service is called CafePredict and leverages the NSA’s state-of-the-art data mining and surveillance techniques to deliver products to you before you even realize you need them!

The NSA and CafePress unveiled the partnership at a ceremony today in and undisclosed location in New Mexico* that provides customized shirts, mugs, tanks, infant apparel, and other products to customers prior to orders being placed using the NSA’s PRISM clandestine mass electronic surveillance data mining program known officially as SIGAD US-984XN.

*OK, the undisclosed location was Area 51

You can read more of CafePress’s funny April Fool’s press release – including quotes from Knotareel Purson and former vice president Dick Cheney – here.

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  • Roger Tyson

    “When April Fool’s Turns Tragic”:

    Sure, it’s all fun and games…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9xWdeWtHag

    …until somebody REALLY gets hurt!

    [Note: The above is actually a 1 minute COMEDY video!]