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Aug 24, 2013 10:36 PM  By

Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable

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Great cable, but too fast., June 23, 2008

By Matthew Sidor “seadour” (Boulder, CO USA) - See all my reviews

Transmission of music data at rates faster than the speed of light seemed convenient, until I realized I was hearing the music before I actually wanted to play it. Apparently Denon forgot how accustomed most of us are to unidirectional time and the general laws of physics. I tried to get used to this effect but hearing songs play before I even realized I was in the mood for them just really screwed up my preconceptions of choice and free will. I’m still having a major existential hangover.

Would not purchase again.

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