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JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank

Badonkadonk Land Cruiser

Ideal commute vehicle!, February 17, 2006

By Nicole Carlson “ecurve” (Los Angeles, CA USA) - See all my reviews

Like many Angelenos, I was resigned to my 30-mile (each way) commute on the 4-O-5. Two hours a day, easy.

Thank you, Badonkadonk! All you doubters–you should see the other motorists yield to me now! And the cops are kept at bay by the onboard howitzer on swivel mount.

I’m making such great time that I even have enough time to drive through a Starbucks on my way to work. And I do mean that literally.