The Gentleman’s Fart Alarm
It’s a simple fact: Every man farts. Why not keep those toots classy with this tiny golden alarm button that helps preserve your sophistication with phrases like, “Who sliced the brie?” and “Like a fine cabernet!” when one accidentally slips out.
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